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Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more
YOU decide what’s the truth vs what are “phallicies” about Golf’s Number 1 Member, Arnold Palmer! You see, some of Donald Trump‘s ‘shower’ fantasies about this Golf Champ … Read more
Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more
Get your election day bets in! Wagering will take the sting out the 2024 Election… We’re ALL IN anyway! To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten … Read more
Top 10 Supreme Cult (er… Court) Satirical Rulings (and Announcements) since… well, since they granted Trump immunity for official acts! 10. Whoever drove in today in an electric … Read more
Is that a pack of Grape Kool Aid in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? How to tell if someone’s in a cult. In … Read more
Fulton County Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis shines as Truth Teller, Bank Avoider & Discreet Lover in the titillating portion of Donald Trump’s wrath in his RICO trial! … Read more
American’s fallen Mayor, Rudy Giuliani seeks help from Santa with his big unrepentant Giuliani Wish List! Dear Santa, Okay, you caught me in a bad year! Last year wasn’t so … Read more
It’s neither candy nor corn, but we have a Love/Hate relationship with it! Look, if Candy Corn wasn’t healthy for us we would’ve heard by now, right? Me? … Read more
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
