Top 10 Giuliani Wish List Clauses Santa Can’t Refuse!
American’s fallen Mayor, Rudy Giuliani seeks help from Santa with his big unrepentant Giuliani Wish List! Dear Santa, Okay, you caught me in a bad year! Last year wasn’t so … Read more
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Top 10 Ways to Get Rid of Candy Corn after Halloween!
It’s neither candy nor corn, but we have a Love/Hate relationship with it! Look, if Candy Corn wasn’t healthy for us we would’ve heard by now, right? Me? … Read more
Saving Face: 10 Easy Suggestions for Jim Jordan!
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
Joe Biden Accused: ‘Stole Pen at Bank’ & Other Crimes
Republicans James Comer and ‘Get off my lawn’ Grassley grasp for straws: Joe Biden accused of stealing the Lindbergh baby! Joe Biden accused of various & sundry crimes: … Read more
How Much is a Lie Worth in the Dating Game?
$787.5 million for lies? What about Dating Lies? According to my study, they have different values: One-offs & Whoppers! It’s time for Online Daters to stop the dating … Read more
100 Things We’ve Learned from the Trump Era! Okay, Just the Last 10!
For the last 7 years (aka Trump Era) we’ve been learning on a curve – but can now see a light at the end of the tunnel! 100 … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Michelangelo Said David’s Penis is So Small!
Michelangelo: “I say, if it was any bigger – THAT would be pornography!” “Size doesn’t matter” says Michelangelo – and that should be carved in stone! Here’s an old … Read more
Trump at CPAC: ‘I Will Keep Men Out of Women’s Shorts (I Mean SPORTS) – Top 10 Promises!
And 9 other pie-in-the-sky promises from Donald Trump at CPAC! Donald Trump at CPAC gave the closing speech, saying ‘this is my final battle’ & ‘I will prevent … Read more
How Kevin McCarthy Can Save Face: Top 10 Tips
After months of stagnant voting for Speaker of the House, here’s how Kevin McCarthy can save face. How Kevin McCarthy can save face: sure-fire tips for another stubborn … Read more
Trump Eats Paper Again, Plumber Excited
Former White House aide under oath: Trump eats paper again, and asks for ketchup! Top 10. Trump eats paper again: Nick Luna, a former Trump White House aide, … Read more
