The First 10 Things I, Joe Biden, Will Do When I’m President!
Don’t want to jinx the election – but I do have the next president’s first 10 things – to prove there is no doubt… Biden does want to … Read more
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Why Mitch McConnell Won’t Go to His Turtle Family Reunion this Year: Top 10
Top 10 reasons Mitch McConnell won’t be going to the Turtle Family Reunion this year! Call him a Tortoise, a Terrapin or a Sh — but his kin … Read more
Why I, Donald Trump, Tanked at the 2020 Presidential Debates: Top 10
Finally a mea culpa from our humble president on why he tanked at the 2020 Presidential Debates – but only 10. Besides being gaseous from 6 Cheese Whoppers … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Why I, Donald Trump, Will Not Accept the Election Results
It’s no surprise Donald Trump won’t accept the election results or leave the White House, with his toothbrush & Dippity Do & here’s his Top 10 reasons (in … Read more
Top 10 Things I, Donald Trump, Left for Biden: 1/20/21
The world was waiting for this day… and now, for some wishful thinking! Somewhere in Time: Washington, D.C. Well, all the worry over Trump not leaving the White … Read more
Trump’s TOP 10 Commandments
TOP 10 Commandments: Trump is no Moses but please G-d – there’s got to be an Exodus! While skimming my Bible & satirically pondering our unrelenting Plague & … Read more
Who Else Did Donald Trump ‘Wish Well’?
Trump’s sainted mother always told him to eat his peas, read his Corinthians & wish people well. Now, Anthony Scaramucci & well, anybody with a pulse, thinks that … Read more
Top 10: What’s Sitting on Mitch McConnell’s Desk?
Besides the over 300 bills sent over by the Democratic House, what else is sitting on the desk of Mitch McConnell? House Speaker Nancy Pelosi calls him ‘A … Read more
Comic Relief: Top 10 Earthquake Resolutions
The Top 10 changes I’ll make – also known as my “Earthquake Resolutions”: Having a wake-up call like a couple of earthquakes in California has given me a … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Why I, Yujing Zhang, Came to Mar-a-Lago Without a Bathing Suit
The further adventures of the Dung Dynasty… A 32-year-old mysterious Chinese woman was able to gain access to Mar-a-Lago with a bagful of Malware technology & insisted she … Read more
