Top 10 Foods That Are Just Like Sex!
Just like sex: A racy list of edibles that’ll keep you coming back for more! Okay, these “like sex” foods are just suggestions…on a slow News Day…other than … Read more
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Giuliani Was Disbarred: 10 More Things He’s Forbidden to Do
Sure Giuliani was disbarred and can’t practice law, but here are 10 more things now forbidden for Trump’s top loyalist! TEN MORE THINGS HE’S FORBIDDEN TO DO SINCE … Read more
My Last Trump Article! You’re welcome!
In this, perhaps (?) my last trump article, I ask: Who knew Trump left residual effects? See if you have immunity! After spoofing Trump’s lawless shenanigans for 5 … Read more
Trump Taking Credit for Mars Landing, Gives 10 Reasons Why!
In another galaxy far, far away, or Mar-a-Lago… former President Donald Trump just can’t resist taking credit and claiming ownership of inner or outer space! 10. IT TOOK … Read more
How You Can Tell You’re Depressed During COVID: Top 10
Come back here! Here’s your 10 chances to laugh during COVID, and then you’re on your own! Here’s my Top 10 clues to tell if you’re depressed during … Read more
GOOD THINGS That Happened Under Trump’s Watch: Top 10
Besides bragging about his ‘massive dumps’ – Turns out, Trump really does have a Legacy! It’s hard to believe, but true – Trump’s done some good things, and … Read more
Why Mitch McConnell Won’t Go to His Turtle Family Reunion this Year: Top 10
Top 10 reasons Mitch McConnell won’t be going to the Turtle Family Reunion this year! Call him a Tortoise, a Terrapin or a Sh — but his kin … Read more
Why I, Donald Trump, Tanked at the 2020 Presidential Debates: Top 10
Finally a mea culpa from our humble president on why he tanked at the 2020 Presidential Debates – but only 10. Besides being gaseous from 6 Cheese Whoppers … Read more
Trump’s TOP 10 Commandments
TOP 10 Commandments: Trump is no Moses but please G-d – there’s got to be an Exodus! While skimming my Bible & satirically pondering our unrelenting Plague & … Read more
What Trump DIDN’T Say on Chris Wallace Interview: Top 10
I watched it & so did you! Finally, Chris Wallace of Fox News gave us a true glimpse into the tortured mind of our American President. Watching the … Read more
