‘I Wish I Could Quit You’ – Trump to Vlad… Minus the Cojones
And, 9 other Goodbyes Trump wishes he could say to Putin: 9. “IT’S NOT ME, IT’S YOU!” 8. “TRUST ME, I WOULDN’T FIT WELL IN A GULAG!” 7. … Read more
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Top Ten Excuses Why Trump’s Lawyers Nix a Face-to-Face
Trump’s lawyers have a long list of excuses why he can’t make an interview with Robert Mueller — amazingly, none have to do with bone spurs! Since Donald … Read more
Melania Finds ‘Last Straw’ Loophole for Divorce
“Top Ten Last Straws,” as listed by Melania “My marriage? It’s working like fine-tuned machine,” Melania stalwartly answered when asked last month getting her roots done. But today, it’s … Read more
Best Ten New Movies I Saw In 2016
Here are the best ten new movies I saw in 2016 I wrote 36 reviews of new films in this bizarre year of 2016. I can’t see all … Read more
Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2016
Best comedic news stories of the year unveiled! It’s the first week of December and all over the nation children dance while grandparents twitch with anticipation. Which, admittedly, … Read more
Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2015
Not just another 2015 Top Ten list! Be still your beating hearts, because the agonizing wait is over. Wake the kids. Rake the leaves. Fake speaking in tongues. … Read more
Humor Times Logo: #4 Out of Top 10 Internationally for Best Design!
Top Five internationally: the Humor Times logo! We are proud to announce that the Humor Times logo we use on this website and as our magazine masthead was … Read more
