Trump: ‘I Will Abolish the Democratic Party’

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Declares he can abolish anything he wants, since the Supreme Court granted him absolute power. Once he’s reinstalled in the White House, Donald Trump says he will abolish … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’

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Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception

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“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more

Liz Cheney Offers to Waterboard Trump

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Ex-Congresswoman wants to waterboard Trump to ‘get at the truth’ about January 6th. In a less-publicized section of Liz Cheney’s tell-all expose “Oath and Honor,” the former US … Read more

Famous Americans Who Colluded with the Russians and the Price They Paid

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Presenting the infamous famous Americans who colluded with the Russians – and the price they paid! Robert Hanssen – In a Supermax prison in solitary for the rest … Read more

‘Donald Trump’s European Vacation’: Latest ‘News in Cartoons’ App Edition!

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Be the first on your block to get the hilarious, FREE Humor Times app! Did we mention it’s free? New edition: “Donald Trump’s European Vacation” – a cartoon … Read more

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