Last Chance for Republicans to Vote Blue: 12 Steps & No Meetings!
Convincing Republicans to Vote Blue at the last minute requires 12 Steps & a lotta perks! Since I wrote the article How to Tell if Someone’s in a … Read more
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America’s Most ‘Useful Idiot’ Gets in a Russian Unemployment Line!
It’s November 6, 2024 and “useful idiot” Donald Trump gets in Russia’s Unemployment Line. In my 2017 Humor Times article Russia/U.S. Adjacent — A New Map is Born, … Read more
Trump’s Poll Numbers Are Up, but Who’s Counting?
New poll numbers may be Trump’s Wet Dream, but there are other ‘counts’ that are funnier! For example, check out these ‘poll numbers’: TRUMP’S RALLY COUNT – Always, always off … Read more
Pushy Trump Usurps Melania, Like He Does Everybody!
Top 10 ways pushy Trump usurps Melania in her new memoir. When pushy Trump throws his weight around like he did at the NATO Summit, it is insulting, … Read more
Top 10 Election Day Bets!
Get your election day bets in! Wagering will take the sting out the 2024 Election… We’re ALL IN anyway! To Play Election Day Bets: Everybody starts with ten … Read more
Laura Loomer Seductively Leans into Trump as Suspicions & Trousers Rise!
Top 10 Reasons why conspiracy enthusiast Laura Loomer flies on Trump’s plane & cozies up like she owns the place! Donald Trump says Laura Loomer is a free … Read more
Kamala Wiped the Floor with Donald!
Listen in as Donald Trump, slumped & spent after Kamala wiped the floor with him, returns home looking for Melania! DONALD TRUMP Melania! Melania! SILENCE TRUMP Melania! Damn … Read more
Guess Your Neighbor’s Political Party by Their Choice of Debate Snacks
Watch your tight-lipped neighbors gravitate to their own comfort food debate snacks on Harris/Trump Debate Day! But before you sit down with your neighbors breaking bread & crockery … Read more
Little Donnie Snubbed by Yet Another Girl Who Thinks He’s Weird! #4
Donnie Snubbed again: His ‘Birthday Party Blues’ straight from Mrs. Trump’s Diary! Donnie snubbed again: Thursday, September 1952 6 years old. MRS. TRUMP Okay, which little girl doesn’t … Read more
According to Anthony Scaramucci, Trump Played Us a Tune!
Scaramucci: Just like the corny ‘Squeeze Box,’ Donald Trump continues to bellow & bray! Former White House Communication Director Anthony Scaramucci recently said, “It’s a big Tell when … Read more
