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Fulton County Georgia District Attorney Fani Willis shines as Truth Teller, Bank Avoider & Discreet Lover in the titillating portion of Donald Trump’s wrath in his RICO trial! … Read more
After losing $83.3 Million in cash to E. Jean Carroll, Trump comes home to Melania, shares his financial plan! Listen in as Donald Trump comes home to Melania, … Read more
As Melania airs her wifey complaints, Donald spins his evading Word Salad, calling it: ‘Domestic Loopholes’! Maybe it’s just me, but I envision a massive room filled with … Read more
Warning, Black Humor: proving Donald Trump will indeed have a Presidential Library… shelf! When she was living, Ivana Trump told her lawyer that Donald Trump kept Hitler speeches … Read more
American’s fallen Mayor, Rudy Giuliani seeks help from Santa with his big unrepentant Giuliani Wish List! Dear Santa, Okay, you caught me in a bad year! Last year wasn’t so … Read more
Trump wants to be “Dictator” but don’t worry, just for one day! Next, maybe he’ll be “Queen for a Day!” Trump says he’ll only be a Dictator for … Read more
Mrs. Claus gives Santa aka Kris Kringle aka BowlFullofJelly a ‘Deck the Halls Pass’! It’s true! Santa wants to trade-in the old Mrs for a brand new Better-Half-his-age … Read more
It’s neither candy nor corn, but we have a Love/Hate relationship with it! Look, if Candy Corn wasn’t healthy for us we would’ve heard by now, right? Me? … Read more
Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more
Fights break out in Congress as Jim Jordan tries saving face by ordering a Half-Nelson/Half Baloney on a cute bun! TOP 10 EASY SUGGESTIONS for SAVING FACE: 10. … Read more
