Top 10 Embarrassing Trump DNA Samples Taken
Breaking News – well, any day now! Like a cornered Lion, Trump’s lying in wait for his DNA samples to be taken, and his comeuppance and/or slap on … Read more
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Trump at CPAC: ‘I Will Keep Men Out of Women’s Shorts (I Mean SPORTS) – Top 10 Promises!
And 9 other pie-in-the-sky promises from Donald Trump at CPAC! Donald Trump at CPAC gave the closing speech, saying ‘this is my final battle’ & ‘I will prevent … Read more
Giddy Grand Jury Foreperson Emily Kohrs Speaks! Top 10 Trump Phone Calls
Trump’s gift that keeps on giving: Grand Jury Foreperson Emily Kohrs didn’t just fall off a turnip truck & hit her head – she remembers all his phone … Read more
‘Rats’ The Musical: NYC Vermin Go to Hollywood!
Screenwriters Brad & Peach Pitt take their ‘Rats’ script and fly 5th Class to seek their fortunes & restrooms along the Hollywood Walk of Fame somewhere between Dolly … Read more
Put a Fork in It, Trump’s Cock & Bull Stories Are Over!
Cock & Bull Stories: E. Jean Carroll gets her day in court, Donald Trump’s Tie gets caught in his zipper – News at 11! Donald Trump’s whole political … Read more
Eggs or Gas? Who Do I Have to Cluck to Get Some?
Eggs & I – Fun Facts & Fictional Retorts on a Timer! This Public Service article has only one aim: After you’ve finished, you’ll be 100% turned off … Read more
How Kevin McCarthy Can Save Face: Top 10 Tips
After months of stagnant voting for Speaker of the House, here’s how Kevin McCarthy can save face. How Kevin McCarthy can save face: sure-fire tips for another stubborn … Read more
Trump Eats Paper Again, Plumber Excited
Former White House aide under oath: Trump eats paper again, and asks for ketchup! Top 10. Trump eats paper again: Nick Luna, a former Trump White House aide, … Read more
Who Else Besides Elon Musk Is Being Tracked & Where to Find Them
Names in the News who may be on somebody’s radar & where to find them! Where to find them example – an easy one: WHO has mansions with … Read more
How Trump Will End It All: Top 10 Ideas to Escape Prison Time!
Things are closing in on this ex-president & there’s only one way to escape prison time! Like all filled with narcissistic shame, Donald Trump spent countless days & … Read more
