How Trump’s Made-in-America Scam Still Means Made-in-China
Made-in-China: Trump says he’ll force companies to move back to the USA. They’re moving, but just not here. Wow! Who says election promises don’t produce real change? Candidate … Read more
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If I Were President: My Cabinet Based on My Own TV Viewing
My cabinet would be different, if I were president, and based on my own TV viewing. If I were president, I would, like president-elect Donald Trump, pick my … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/19/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about John Krasinski being named Peoples ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous
“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more
Trump Hires James Bond: ‘Can’t Trust Secret Service’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President-Elect Donald Trump hires his own security team, including James Bond, saying that he no longer trusts the Secret Service. According to … Read more
Maine Law Lets Mobile Home Owners Buy Their Parks
A new law in Maine gives mobile home residents a chance to buy their park before Wall Street profiteers swoop in. Even in a barrelful of rotten apples, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/13/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Timothée Chalamet, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Thomas Homan Named ‘Bizarre Czar,’ in Charge of Mass Deportations
As Trump’s most Bizarre Czar, Thomas Homan will in charge of executing Trump’s promised mass deportation of “illegals.” President-elect former President Donald J. Trump announced on Monday the … Read more
Trump Again Promises ‘Only the Best People’ for His Administration
As he did last time, President-Elect Donald Trump has pledged to hire “only the best people,” which means the very worst. President-elect Donald J. Trump told reporters on … Read more
SHOCK Treatment: Top 10 Election Day Remedies to Snap Out of It!
Doctors throw Election Day shock treatment remedies against the wall to see which one sticks! After witnessing the shocking Election Day turn of events, Top Doctors give advice … Read more
