Melania’s Hat: Inaugural Showstopper! Top 10 Reasons Why Melania Covered Her Eyes!
Melania’s hat: If the eyes are the windows of the soul – The First Lady needs Venetian Blinds! By this time we all should’ve figured out that Melania … Read more
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Frak You, Left and Right: A Poem
Frak You, Left and Right By Mahyar A. Amouzegar Frak You, Left and Right, Frak the men and women who backed the Trump fight, Frak you, Biden, for … Read more
Trump Grants Clemency to Al Capone
The new/old prez promises a posthumous pardon to the late notorious Chicago “so-called gangster” Al Capone. In the wake of President Donald J. Trump’s issuance of full and … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/20/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Jlo and Ben finalizing their divorce, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
An Immodest Proposal: Why the U.S. Should Occupy Greenland
By Rob Gabriel Trump wants to occupy Greenland, an island — which means it is surrounded by water, big water, ocean water. Some obsessions seem to consume Donald … Read more
Trump Sentencing: Retribution Promised
Howls of “Cruel and Unusual Punishment” heard at Mar-a-Lago regarding “unjust” Trump sentencing meted out by Judge Merchan. Citing “cruel and unusual punishment” at the hands of a … Read more
Trump Selects Famed Detective Charlie Chan to Head Anti-Elder Crime Unit
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Honolulu police detective Charlie Chan tapped to head crime unit focused on stopping elderly crime wave. According to SNN inside crime reporter Felonious … Read more
Trump Holds First ‘Fireside Chat’ at Mar-a-Lago
Trump engaged in fiery rhetoric in what he pegged as the first “fireside chat” of his new administration. Channeling Franklin Delano Roosevelt, President-elect Donald J. Trump engaged in … Read more
Rx: This Anxious Patient Needs a Bed Buddy for January 19th!
A ‘Walking Wounded’ follow-up Therapy Session for ‘Inauguration Anxiety’: bed buddy needed! Therapy Session #1 is under Doctor/Patient Confidentiality – but you can peek-in right here! Therapy Session #2 ME … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 1/7/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the NYE Times Square ball drop, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
