White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets
A series of coherent tweets from the president raises alarms. Dr. Sean Conley and his staff at Walter Reed Medical Center expressed deep concern today that the coronavirus … Read more
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Future Trump Tweets
Here are some future Trump tweets you’re bound to see, based on a scientific analysis of his historical tweeting habits. Libraries are a major place for the fake … Read more
Trump’s Valentine Tweets
On Valentine’s Day, most folks exchange cards. However, we expect President Trump to send out Valentine tweets instead, like these: Donald Trump to the Electoral College The Midwest … Read more
Putin to Move into White House Next Week
White House staff: ‘Finally, someone to restore order around here!’ Fed up with President Trump’s continued bumbling incompetence, White House staff have invited Russian President Vladimir Putin to … Read more
Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone – a Poem
Please Take Donald Trump’s Phone Please won’t someone take Donald Trump’s phone Tell him we just want to be left alone No more snide tweets in the thick … Read more
Perdue Chicken Tapped to Head USDA
‘Who better to run USDA than a farm animal?’ says Trump Self-styled “Emperor-in-Chief” Donald Trump was especially gleeful today, as he announced in a series of tweets that … Read more
Trump Sees Invisible People
President Trump loves his invisible people. And there’s tons of them. Donald Trump is the political reincarnation of Tina Turner; like her, he doesn’t do anything nice and … Read more
