Trump Declares Mexico the 51st State
President says that Mexico as the 51st state is a ‘huge deal – best ever.’ Since Greenland wasn’t biting and Canada was dragging its feet, Donald J. Trump, … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/10/25
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Cybertruck owners, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
Why the Paddle Didn’t Rattle Trump: Melania’s Pre-speech Heckler Role Play!
Top 10 pre-speech heckler taunts Melania threw at Donald the night before The State of the Union! TOP 10 Heckler-Proof Insults Melania Sprang on Donald to Toughen His … Read more
New Improv Troupe Comes to Washington
There’s a new improv troupe in town and they call themselves The Trump Administration! Move over, The Groundlings, step aside, Second City, back off, Upright Citizens Brigade — … Read more
Dems Nixed Ideas: Who Thought Up the Friggin’ Paddles?
Here are the nine nixed ideas for the Democratic protest of Trump’s lies at the State of the Union Address. I can report the 9 nixed ideas because … Read more
1000 Batshit Crazy Ideas of a Very Stable Genius #758: National Parks
President Trump is full of batshit crazy ideas, and his latest involves America’s National Parks. By Donald A. Ranard, transcribed from the head of Donald Trump. I don’t … Read more
Top 20 Reasons Trump Would Want to Make Puerto Rico the 51st State
President Trump has set his sights on Puerto Rico as the 51st State — Here are his top 10 reasons. After his grand plans to annex Canada and … Read more
Narcississies, Supremasissies, Psychosissies, Oh My!
Together they make a “big pot of Sissy Stew,” says a former CIA psychiatrist about certain government workers exhibiting social disorders. Oh my, indeed. “Put them all … Read more
Trump Signs Executive Order Changing the Official Language from English to American
Trump: “We’ve been speaking British for far too long,” signs executive order changing the official language to American. On Saturday, President Trump made good on one of his … Read more
Now Is the Time to Push for a Democratic Democratic Party
Sen. Bernie Sanders is a leader who actually leads, as he pushes for a really democratic Democratic Party. Once again, Sen. Bernie Sanders is showing that he’s a … Read more
