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Sir Grope-a-Lot adds a moat to his proposed wall. âThe peasants of the Midlands are getting restless again, Sir Grope-a-Lot,â reported Lady-in-Wanting, Kellyane. âNo worry, I will proclaim … Read more
Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews the late Senator John McCain through the magic of a heavenly hologram. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, … Read more
The sweeping $1.5 trillion tax cut Trump & the GOP rammed into law was a cynical bait-and-switch job, meant to help corporate tax dodgers. How thrilling was Tax … Read more
Food industry lobbyists reject still more mainstream science: report says there’s no such thing as “junk food.” The Trump administration’s current representatives for infant health, general nutrition and … Read more
If a man is known by the company he keeps, then Donald Trump is a conscience-free pivoting prevaricator. If a man is known by the company he keeps, … Read more
The black bars in the report by the Special Counsel barely barred us from seeing what the bard of special counsels wanted bared. The eagerly awaited Report from … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Making fun of the headlines today, so you donât have to The news doesnât need to be complicated and confusing; thatâs what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Weâre Mar-a-Lago Tax Prep Inc., and weâve got the answers to your tax filing questions. Have you filed your taxes yet? With the April 15th deadline having just … Read more
Scoop: Kirstjen Nielsen actually resigned because of a mysterious Border Patrol/Secret Service mix-up at the border while Ivanka was visiting with her kids. A anonymous source within the … Read more
