Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/2/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump
Trump Proposes Expanded Plan for Border Protection
Trump wants a buffer zone for “added border protection.” Trump has come up with an expanded proposal to keep any “illegals” from entering the US, using added border … Read more
Ivanka’s Plan for Solving the Immigrant Crisis
President’s daughter says she has a solution to the immigrant child separation mess her dad created. Always trying to help out her dad and be a self-described “champion … Read more
Zero Tolerance
How did America become a zero tolerance country that forcibly separates kids from their parents? The answer is obvious: we got Trumped. People keep wondering how the hell … Read more
A Wall Won’t Fix Immigration
Illegal immigration is often the result of the abject poverty and violence that people face in their homeland. No wall will fix that, nor stop the influx. The … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/25/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Night Prayer
Night Prayer: a poem Now I lay me down to sleep I pray Trump’s soul the devil keep. If from his sleep he never wakes I pray his … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/18/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read more
Trump Calls Secret Meeting to Power-up for Next Summit
Trump proposes ways to increase his bargaining power ahead of the next summit with Kim Jong-un. A White House informant has just leaked information regarding a secret meeting … Read more
King Donald
The argument is that the president cannot commit obstruction of justice, because he is the justice department: King Donald. The president’s lawyers must wake up every morning wondering … Read more
