Trump is to Being President as Battery Acid is to Being a Skin Conditioner
Here, I’ll help you out with the first few: Read ‘Trump is to being President as…’ and then finish the sentence with any of the phrases that are … Read more
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Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/3/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Trump Says Alaska Earthquake Caused by ‘Poor Snow Management, Unlike Finland’
“There’s plenty of snow in Finland,” Trump explained, “but they don’t have anything like that Alaska earthquake because they rake it all up and deposit it in snow … Read more
Monetizing the White House
There are many possibilities for monetizing the White House, but Donald Trump has not quite considered them all. We’re here to help. Money. Moolah. Cash. Dough. Scratch. Dinero. … Read more
Dear Amerika, Shit Happens
By T.H. Cee An open letter to “Amerika,” from Ronald Clump, final President of the United States. Dear Amerika, My name is Ronald Clump, final President of the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/26/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews the Real Indian
Wherein our intrepid talk radio host interviews Nikki Haley and Elizabeth Warren, who both claim real Indian ancestry. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/20/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/12/18
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
