From the I Told You So Department
MAGA’ers getting close-up look at shitshow they put into office. What can I say, I told you so! What can I say, except “I told you so!” It … Read more
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Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!
Due to an inter-celestial news glitch, God finds himself out of the loop on Election Day! A conversation with the Man Upstairs. Caught in mid-prayer in my holey … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Doctor Oz
Wherein out intrepid talk radio show host interviews Doctor Oz, newly Trump-appointed head of Medicare and Medicaid Services. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s … Read more
How Trump’s Made-in-America Scam Still Means Made-in-China
Made-in-China: Trump says he’ll force companies to move back to the USA. They’re moving, but just not here. Wow! Who says election promises don’t produce real change? Candidate … Read more
If I Were President: My Cabinet Based on My Own TV Viewing
My cabinet would be different, if I were president, and based on my own TV viewing. If I were president, I would, like president-elect Donald Trump, pick my … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/19/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about John Krasinski being named Peoples ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous
“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more
Trump Hires James Bond: ‘Can’t Trust Secret Service’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) President-Elect Donald Trump hires his own security team, including James Bond, saying that he no longer trusts the Secret Service. According to … Read more
Maine Law Lets Mobile Home Owners Buy Their Parks
A new law in Maine gives mobile home residents a chance to buy their park before Wall Street profiteers swoop in. Even in a barrelful of rotten apples, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/13/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Timothée Chalamet, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
