Devil Recruits Trump for President of Satanic Council
“He’s our best chance in millennia to make the world a living hell. And a lot hotter too!” – Mephistopheles, in interview at Devil’s Kingdom studios. HADES – … Read more
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A Fly on the Wall at an Early Trump Cabinet Meeting
What were the first Trump cabinet meetings like? Wonder no more… “OK, are we all here?” demanded the President Select, as he rushed in fashionably late to his … Read more
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Scared Sh*tless After Playing ‘Bloody Mary’ Game
After repeating ‘Bloody Mary’ three times in front of mirror, Sarah Huckabee Sanders swears she saw something. Curled up in comfy jammies with a flashlight under her chin … Read more
Exclusive: Trump Avoids Blessings During Vatican Visit
Trump demanded unusual security while at the Vatican to avoid contact with holy water and crucifixes. In an ironic twist, it appears Donald Trump, the champion of the … Read more
Best Radioactive Spider Ever
Trump claims the President he has special powers. Apparently he was bitten by a radioactive spider. Donald John Trump is keeping people busy. He’s got staffers, lawyers, streaming … Read more
Trump in Israel: Disappointed at Failing to Find New Accountant
‘Feeling righteous’ – Trump in Israel TEL AVIV — After saying he only trusts “short guys in yarmulkes” to count his money, Donald Trump in Israel was dismayed … Read more
President Raskolnikov
Maybe the President just likes firing people The firing of FBI Director James Comey by the President of the United States slammed Washington with the suddenness of a … Read more
Trump Invited to Russian Sleepovers After Revealing US Secrets
Trump’s best buds in Russia invite him over to share more fun and secrets MOSCOW — While many across the US have expressed indignation over Trump’s loose lips … Read more
James Comey, Out of Job, Pursues Life Passion: Resolving Email Issues
WASHINGTON, DC — Former FBI Director James Comey, after rejecting job offers from Russia, China, Iran and even North Korea, decided to pursue his life’s passion of resolving … Read more
Books Not Currently on the President’s Nightstand
Here are some books we can be pretty sure are not being read by President Trump: The Audacity of Hope by Barack Obama The Everything Guide to Narcissistic … Read more
