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“The so-called First Amendment and all the other so-called freedoms were rewritten by the dishonest press after the Constitution was stolen by Harvey Cage and his gang in 2004.” … Read more
Cabinet members’ shock collars are reportedly the idea of Steve Bannon In yet another stunning move toward keeping leaks from reaching the press, the president issued a mandate … Read more
Administration counters criticism by helping certain “at-risk” youth To try and stem all the criticism of the Trump administration for removing federal protection for transgender students, Sean Spicer … Read more
‘Like Jesus and the Israelites, we shall wander for forty days and forty nights seeking the promised land of educational reform’ – Betsy DeVos NYC — Betsy DeVos, … Read more
Since the election he’s jumped on the ‘fake news’ phrase like an old dog with a new chew toy. No matter what you think of Donald J. Trump, … Read more
What would the dead presidents say about so-called president Donald J. Trump? Now you know. Abraham Lincoln “Frederick Douglass was a friend of mine. President Trump — you … Read more
‘Gotta get out before Trump throws us all in detention camps,’ say frightened liberals demanding deportation NYC – More than 30,000 “frightened and terrified” liberal U.S. citizens have … Read more
Classic Disney characters to assume key White House roles For the first time in the history of Disney Productions, the company is developing a new animated feature using … Read more
The Trump cabinet will be worth between 8 and 16 billion dollars. The so-called president is not just going to drain the swamp, he’s going to subdivide it. … Read more
