Churchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave
‘Have you idiots learned nothing? America, your Munich is today. Stop Trump now or prepare for civil war! This is not a drill!’ – Churchill HEAVEN’S GATE — … Read more
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Takeaways from the Election
2016 Election: Has our country gone completely nuts? No. There’s some good news. Buckle-up friends, it’s going to be a hairy ride. Start with Day One for President … Read more
Curses, My Media Brethren – Smart Donald Has Uncovered Our Plot Against Him!
Media plotters against The Donald are left in disarray after his incredible intelligence exposes their devious plans. Comrades: devastating news. The Donald has discovered our plot. Through incredible … Read more
Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works
The Trump campaign, out of sheer desperation, will soon be unveiling some creative new slogans. In an exclusive scoop, we reveal them here for you! New Mottoes for … Read more
Was Having the Republican Convention at Quicken Loans Arena Really Such a Good Idea?
Was having the Republican convention at Quicken Loans Arena, a place named after much of what is wrong with America today, really such a good idea? Quicken Loans. … Read more
Presidential Politics 2016: By Their Fruits Ye Shall Know Them
Welcome to the nationwide mud wrestling match that passes for presidential politics in 2016. There is a proverb by Christ (no, this ain’t going to be a religious … Read more
Presidential Health Wars
To herald his health, the New York developer handed the press a single paragraph from his gastroenterologist that read like a six-year-old forging a note signed by “my … Read more
Donnie is a Trumpist, not a Populist
Trump is a lot of things, but he is no populist To many hard-working people, this is a time of economic uncertainty. Thus, it is important to point … Read more
News of the Future: Trump’s Wall Visible from Space
The wall President Trump built on the Mexican border is now the second man-made object visible from outer space. Dateline: May 23, 2019 The orbiting space station has … Read more
Trump Campaign Brings Panic, Prosperity
Uncertain citizens’ panic translates to prosperity for those who take advantage Trump’s candidacy and the resultant panic it has inspired has sparked an unexpected and remarkable surge in … Read more
