Trump Has the Greatest Humility, and He’ll Tell You So
Trump on his own splendiforousness What an election year. I feel like I’ve been transported through a cosmic squirrel hole and into a baffling political universe where facts … Read more
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Trump Criteria for Cabinet Members Revealed
Transition team having a hard time finding eligible cabinet candidates The selection of Trump’s cabinet may be very slow going, as trying to find candidates that meet the … Read more
Trump Transition Team: Minutes from Last Meeting Leaked
In this exclusive report, we bring you leaked minutes from the Trump transition team. Far-ranging discussion with the Boss and entire management team about White House toilet paper; … Read more
Churchill Thunders Against Trump from Beyond the Grave
‘Have you idiots learned nothing? America, your Munich is today. Stop Trump now or prepare for civil war! This is not a drill!’ – Churchill HEAVEN’S GATE — … Read more
Takeaways from the Election
2016 Election: Has our country gone completely nuts? No. There’s some good news. Buckle-up friends, it’s going to be a hairy ride. Start with Day One for President … Read more
Curses, My Media Brethren – Smart Donald Has Uncovered Our Plot Against Him!
Media plotters against The Donald are left in disarray after his incredible intelligence exposes their devious plans. Comrades: devastating news. The Donald has discovered our plot. Through incredible … Read more
Revealed: New Mottoes for the Trump Campaign in the Works
The Trump campaign, out of sheer desperation, will soon be unveiling some creative new slogans. In an exclusive scoop, we reveal them here for you! New Mottoes for … Read more
Was Having the Republican Convention at Quicken Loans Arena Really Such a Good Idea?
Was having the Republican convention at Quicken Loans Arena, a place named after much of what is wrong with America today, really such a good idea? Quicken Loans. … Read more
Presidential Politics 2016: By Their Fruits Ye Shall Know Them
Welcome to the nationwide mud wrestling match that passes for presidential politics in 2016. There is a proverb by Christ (no, this ain’t going to be a religious … Read more
Presidential Health Wars
To herald his health, the New York developer handed the press a single paragraph from his gastroenterologist that read like a six-year-old forging a note signed by “my … Read more
