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America doesn’t need a bully like Trump, just a bullying pacifist. Bullies love fear. And once they sniff its smoke, the real pros know how to fuel and … Read more
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Trump: US Should ‘Temporarily’ Suspend Constitution
The Constitution ‘simply represents an ideal’ that Americans should strive for, says the man under the floppy hairpiece. NEW YORK – Mussolini look- and act-alike Donald Trump said … Read more
Mothers of GOP Candidates to Protect Them During Debate
Candidates insist moms the only ones they can trust anymore MILWAUKEE, WI — Today, all the Republican presidential candidates announced that their mothers — or other support figures … Read more
Latest GOP Debate Demand: Spoon-Fed Questions via Alphabet Soup
Demands getting more specific, including GOP debate lighting style and Huggie Bears on each podium for “moral support.” The Republican candidates shocked the media world at the last … Read more
Do Republicans Really Want to Win Back the White House?
The GOP field seems designed to purposefully avoid the White House. I thought Republicans wanted to win back the White House, but now I’m not so sure. After … Read more
The Zany Side of the GOP Debates
The Republican debates are more than just long. No, really. To the one-thirteenth of all Americans who watched the latest GOP debate, congratulations on surviving the political equivalent … Read more
‘You’re Ugly!’ Insults Break Out Among Rival GOP Candidates
GOP Candidates vie to top each other’s insults after Trump successfully mocks Fiorina WASHINGTON, DC — Donald Trump says he was only talking about Carly Fiorina’s “persona” — … Read more
Donald Trump: The Joke Could Be on Us
Republicans complain that Obama ‘acts like a king,’ yet want to elect Donald Trump, the wannabe dictator. For all their complaining about Obama “acting like a king,” Republicans … Read more
‘The Donald Show’
To “The Donald,” the U.S. is a brand Oh, joy! Oh, goody! Oh, happy day! For those of us who love the loopy side of American politics, our … Read more
