Hannibal Lecter Stumps for Harris: ‘I’m insane, not crazy!’
“I don’t know how I got involved,” Hannibal Lecter says, “but I’d never vote for that sleazeball Trump.” Harrisburg, PA. — Donald Trump has referenced the name Hannibal … Read more
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Buttigieg Chosen as VP, Trump Wonders When He Turned ‘Queer’
Trump questions Mayor Pete’s sexual identity: “When did he turn queer?” A leak by the Harris campaign indicates that presumptive Democratic presidential candidate Vice President Kamala D. Harris … Read more
Trump and His GOP Sycophants Driven Crazy by Kamala
Kamala Harris’ candidacy is just too much for Trump sycophants in the MAGA party. Suddenly, the presidential election has turned dynamic … even fun! The handoff from Joe … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Eskimo Stewardess & Donald Trump
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews an Eskimo stewardess and former President Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry … Read more
Republicans Fire Back: ‘We’re Not Weird!’
The GOP is on the defensive after Democrats claimed their policy positions are “weird,” with JD Vance leading the charge. Decrying Democrats’ claims that “Republicans are weird,” Sen. … Read more
Trump Addresses America’s ‘Final Election’
Trump tells Christians gathered at “Believers Summit” that, not to worry, this will be the final election. Speaking to a festive crowd of admirers at “The Believers Summit” … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/28/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Snoop Dogg at the Paris Olympics, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Republican Senator J.D. Vance
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews Vice President nominee for the Republican Party J.D. Vance ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
Local Adult Baby Earns Spot on Olympic Whining Team
The adult baby had only one serious competitor, fellow Floridian Donald Trump, with his “Witch Hunt” routine. SARASOTA, FL — In the end, it was Stuart Walters’ floor … Read more
Breaking! Biden: ‘I’m Back in the Race!’
President Joe Biden reverses course, says he’s “back in the race for president!” In a statement that took everybody by surprise, President Joe Biden announced from the Oval … Read more
