Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/10/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Larry the Cat, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
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America the Beautiful
On his toilet squatted Donald Trump “Giddy-up, giddy-up,” he shouted at his rump He pushed and pushed and pushed some more but nothing came out but a flatulent … Read more
Rulings of the Supreme Cult
Top 10 Supreme Cult (er… Court) Satirical Rulings (and Announcements) since… well, since they granted Trump immunity for official acts! 10. Whoever drove in today in an electric … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 7/1/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about bears, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
Donald Trump Furious Over Force Feeding Him Country Music at Rallies
At one rally, Trump was seen holding his fingers in his ears and screaming “La la la, La la la, I’m not listening.”
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: ‘Heil Be Seeing You!’
Traitor Trump boasts “Heil be seeing you!” Trump is a lout and outlier. Republicans can’t seem to add things up, but they’re real good at division. Trump supporters … Read more
Exclusive: Little Donny Debates His Weary Mother Before He Mutes Her!
Donald Trump loves a good debate & he started early: Notes from Mrs. Trump’s Diary on Little Donny! Part 2 – Excerpts from Mrs. Trump‘s Diary on Little … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Trumpsters Mad Dog and Wheezer
Wherein our intrepid talk show host interviews Trumpsters Mad Dog and Wheezer live from a Trump rally. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
Trump to Stage Death, Christ-Like Resurrection
Bannon didn’t think it would be much of a stretch to have the boss fake his own death and miraculously be resurrected three days later.
Trump Promotes Cage Matches Between Migrants and ‘Regular’ Americans
Trump told a rally crowd that migrants should “fight to the death” in a proposed series of Steel Cage Matches. During a campaign rally at Philadelphia’s Temple University … Read more
