Supreme Court Grants Trump Blanket Immunity
Future News: Blanket immunity granted, SCOTUS is in ex-president’s pocket again. The Supreme Court of the United States announced today their decision in the case of Trump v. … Read more
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Going from Democracy … to Plutocracy … and Now to Kleptocracy
Oh, the tragic plight of our nation’s downtrodden multibillionaire class! They want their kleptocracy! One group of oppressed Americans has become especially outspoken this election year, contending that … Read more
Trump’s Pecker Pulled 34 Times, but Who’s Counting?
Melania Trump gives Donald a reason to sleep on the couch, 34 times! After an historic day in court Donald, faces Melania & her cold Goulash — 34 … Read more
Future News: Trump in Stir Creates a Stir
Who knew? Trump in stir is causing quite a stir. Inmate 21324 at Odds with Prison Management Future News (Sept. 8, 2024): Former President Donald J. Trump, sentenced … Read more
Convicted Trump Asks Witch Doctor for Help to ‘Rain Vengeance’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Breaking News, Five-Star Extra-Special Edition: Trump seeks help to “rain vengeance” upon his enemies. According to SNN damnation reporter Mortalle Synne, upon … Read more
Donald Trump NOT GUILTY… of Farting!
Defending Trump’s farting in court is a Gas! WARNING: Reading this treatise on farting may cause raucous giggles from 6 year olds! I may be alone in this, … Read more
Bookie of the Stars Sets Odds on Donald Trump Conviction
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The odds on a Donald Trump conviction in the New York hush money trial have been set. Place your bets! According to … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 5/27/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even about the Kristi Noem ban, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what … Read more
The Story Behind Trump’s Praise of Hannibal Lector
Could Hannibal Lector be the perfect cover for all the revenge Trump wants to exact? This reporter has finally discovered the story behind Donald Trump‘s reference to Hannibal … Read more
Testing Your Memory as a Juror for the Hush Money Trial!
Get your Day in Court as a Juror & Test your Recall & Bladder! Here’s a Multiple Choice quiz to test your memory as a juror: WHAT DID … Read more
