Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/14/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about ‘The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City,’ doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more
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Future News: Trump Announces 2026 Medal of Freedom Awards
Two years into his second term, President Trump awards twelve honorees with the Presidential Medal of Freedom. On Jan. 6th, 2026, in celebration of the new national holiday, … Read more
Trump Courtroom Drama in Pre-Production
Studios are said to be negotiating with the principals of the New York v. Donald Trump case for the rights to a courtroom drama. Columbia Pictures and Castle … Read more
Alcatraz University Unveils ‘Crimecentric Degree Program’
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The President of Alcatraz U has introduced an all-new “Crimecentric Degree Program” to advance the careers of its inmates. “Anyone can learn … Read more
New Speaker Interviewed by Chris Matthews
Former MSNBC host Chris Matthews interviewed the new Speaker of the House on the nine-hole of Trump’s golf course. The new Speaker of the House of Representatives, Mike … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: MAGA Minions on the Psycho-Path to Hell
MAGA minions follow the psycho-path to hell. Dictator wannabe Trump is the top Banana Republican. The tea party believes in non-sensibility. Since Trump can’t control himself, he tries … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/30/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about pilots on magic mushrooms, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Strangers in the Night: Donald Unfriends Melania!
Melania Who? Donald unfriends Melania and distances himself by wearing a Duvet as he crawls into bed! From lackeys to co-conspirators, one by one they flip! As Donald … Read more
Trump Proposes Alternative to Meet the Press: ‘Press the Meat’
“Press the Meat” is set to debut in two weeks, and reportedly will feature the ex-president’s wide-ranging sex exploits. Former President Donald J. Trump has gone public with … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/23/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Phillies, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
