Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/16/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the ruby slippers from the “Wizard of Oz,” doesn’t need to be … Read more
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Trump to Jump Over Man-Eating Shark at Next Rally
The former president promises to jump over a man-eating shark in water skis outside his Mar-a-Lago Resort. Former President Donald Trump will do just about anything to entertain … Read more
New Rule: RNC Debaters May Be Slimed
In order to boost debate ratings, the RNC is adding a risk factor: participants may be slimed. The Republican National Committee, which sponsors this year’s Republican primary debates, … Read more
Flying Saucer Lands on White House Lawn
A flying saucer landed on the White House lawn on Jan. 6, 2027, which had been declared a national holiday by new/old President Trump. By Llib Epot, Conservative … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Dark Farce
Republicans have surrendered to the dark farce. The Republican presidential field: Different assholes, same shit. The rear ends justify their meanness. Real lies what you are told may … Read more
Executions Scheduled for White House Lawn
Future News: Dear Leader Donald J. Trump to host executions of his enemies, as promised in his presidential campaign. (Dateline: Jan. 6, 2026, 8:00 a.m., Washington D.C.) — … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/25/23
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Tom Brady’s new youthful look, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more
Insane People Who Have Hosted or Think They’ve Hosted SNL
Those special stars who have been less than stellar when they hosted SNL. Saturday Night Live has a Five Timer Club for stars who have hosted SNL for … Read more
Trump Joins Stars at Hollywood Bowl
A number of musical luminaries join the ex-president at the Hollywood Bowl to endorse him for the highest office in the land. Appearing onstage at a sound check … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Former White House Advisor Jared Kushner
Wherein our intrepid radio talk show host interviews former White House advisor Jared Kushner. ANNOUNCER From under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY … Read more
