Making the Bible Great Again
Former President Donald Trump has sold ties, steaks and vodka. Now he is even hawking his own version of the Bible. Former President Donald Trump has sold ties, … Read more
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Trump Touts Eugenics as ‘Key to the Future’
Trump endorses eugenics as the “greatest party platform ever.” In an effort to offset criticism that the 2024 Republican party has no platform, presumptive presidential candidate Donald J. … Read more
Spontaneous Combustion of Trump Bibles Prompts Recall
Trump bibles recalled due to fire hazard. In a bizarre development that gives new meaning to the phrase “You’re fired!“ the new Donald Trump Bibles are being recalled … Read more
New Poll of Lonely Shut-ins with Landlines Who Answer Phones Shows Trump with Slight Lead
Polls consistently show slight lead for former prez: “We love those patriots who still use landlines, don’t we?” said Trump. A new poll from Ipsos Facto Reuters shows … Read more
How to Tell if Someone’s in a Cult: Top 10
Is that a pack of Grape Kool Aid in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? How to tell if someone’s in a cult. In … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/1/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the NCAA Final Four, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Immaculate Deception
“Orange Jesus” is the immaculate deception. Jesus told us to believe. “Orange Jesus” tells us to make believe. The wholly weak-minded worship Trump religiously. “Orange Jesus” is Lard … Read more
Trump Sues Bruce Springsteen for Copyright Infringement
Former President files suit in a Manhattan court for copyright infringement against rock and roll legend Bruce Springsteen. Former President Donald J. Trump has filed suit for copyright … Read more
Trump Has ‘$500 Million in Cash,’ Sends Lawyers on ‘Easter Ego Hunt’ to Find It!
Trump claims he has 500 million dollars in cash – now he wants you to find it! Trump’s playing cat & mouse with his lawyers & trying the … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 3/25/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Amelia Earhart, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more
