Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/19/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/19/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about John Krasinski being named Peoples ‘Sexiest Man Alive,’ doesn’t need to be complicated … Read more

‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous

“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more

Maine Law Lets Mobile Home Owners Buy Their Parks

A new law in Maine gives mobile home residents a chance to buy their park before Wall Street profiteers swoop in. Even in a barrelful of rotten apples, … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/13/24

Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/13/24

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Timothée Chalamet, doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s what any … Read more

Thomas Homan Named ‘Bizarre Czar,’ in Charge of Mass Deportations

Thomas Homan Named ‘Bizarre Czar,’ in Charge of Mass Deportations

As Trump’s most Bizarre Czar, Thomas Homan will in charge of executing Trump’s promised mass deportation of “illegals.” President-elect former President Donald J. Trump announced on Monday the … Read more

Trump Again Promises ‘Only the Best People’ for His Administration

Trump Again Promises ‘Only the Best People’ for His Administration

As he did last time, President-Elect Donald Trump has pledged to hire “only the best people,” which means the very worst. President-elect Donald J. Trump told reporters on … Read more

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