Trump Eats Paper Again, Plumber Excited
Former White House aide under oath: Trump eats paper again, and asks for ketchup! Top 10. Trump eats paper again: Nick Luna, a former Trump White House aide, … Read more
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Fauci, Trump Share Jail Cell After Florida Covid Vaccine Indictments Unsealed
Covid vaccine indictments were unsealed in Florida, as police arrested two prominent former federal officials. TALLAHASSEE FL, April 1, 2023 — Florida cops arrested two prominent former federal … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/27/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Air Force, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what … Read more
Donald Trump Proclaims He’s The Real Superman, Tries to Leap Trump Tower
Ex-president says he’s the real Superman, and is “so proud” that he can “soar like an eagle.” “Look! Up in the sky. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. … Read more
January 6 Committee Recommends Donald Trump Be Burned at the Stake
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Committee says Trump should be burned at the stake for attempting to use witchcraft to overturn the 2020 presidential election. Its two-year … Read more
Trump Shot Blanks at Mar-a-Lago Holiday Bash
Revealed: Trump shot blanks at midnight when he courted his wife privately at a holiday party at Mar-a-Lago. Donald Trump, the twice impeached former president, famously said he … Read more
Who Else Besides Elon Musk Is Being Tracked & Where to Find Them
Names in the News who may be on somebody’s radar & where to find them! Where to find them example – an easy one: WHO has mansions with … Read more
Putin Letter to Santa Claus Discovered
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) The Slobovian Secret Service (SSS) has uncovered a letter to Santa from Russian President Vladimir Putin. Slobovian Secret Service agents Redd Hotte … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 12/12/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Ticketmaster, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new … Read more
A World Cup Controversy
Former White House resident Donald Trump declares a World Cup controversy “like none you’ve ever seen.” On December 3rd Netherlands defeated the United States 3-1 in a FIFA … Read more
