‘The Feds Can’t Indict Me’ Declares Trump

‘The Feds Can’t Indict Me’ Declares Trump

“The Feds can’t indict me” professes Donald Trump, and lackey Kash Patel declares, “they can’t touch him.” Riding a red wave, Donald John Trump announced that he is … Read more

Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’

Donald Trump Announces That He’s ‘Lord of the Universe’

The self-proclaimed “Lord of the Universe” offers his own “Sermon on the Mount” and preaches revenge on all doubters. Ex-President Donald Trump has proclaimed that he is God, … Read more

Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents

Shocking! Revelations on Why Trump Stole Top Secret Documents

Anonymous insider reveals the real reason Trump stole classified top secret documents. Ever since the August 8th FBI raid on Mar-a-Lago, there has been much speculation as to … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Nut Kraken Time!

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Nut Kraken Time!

Time to kraken zee nut! Trump: An un-presidented criminal. Which hunt is going to get him first? Trump puts the “cult” into culture wars. Truth Social: Apps for … Read more

The Virginia Model

In recent years, fake news articles have declared that critical race theory is ruining public education, thus spawning the “Virginia model.” One particularly noisy piece of the GOP’s … Read more

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/4/22

Ripping the Headlines Today, 10/4/22

Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about Post Malone falling through holes, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; … Read more

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