Exclusive: Trump’s Missing 187 Minutes Revealed!
Former White House resident Donald Trump wants you to buy his latest Top Ten excuses about the missing 187 minutes! Donald Trump‘s failure to stop the insurrection may … Read more
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Vote: How to Fight the Next Civil War
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) America is undoubtedly headed for the next civil war, but citizens must first decide which issues to kill each other over. According … Read more
From Lame President to Lame Duck
Biden dismisses the critics by saying, “I’m the only president they got.” But being a lame president only leads to being a lame duck. Former President Donald Trump’s … Read more
If Donald Trump Had Led the Charge Up Capitol Hill on Jan. 6th
In his dreams, Trump led the charge up Capitol Hill — making history like Teddy Roosevelt and his Rough Riders. Pool Reporter — And here comes Donald Trump … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews The Trumpster
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews the former twice-impeached President Donald Trump, aka “The Trumpster.” ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
Senator Collins Buys Brooklyn Bridge
Breaking news: Maine Senator Susan Collins has purchased the Brooklyn Bridge for an undisclosed sum. Senator Susan Collins from Maine announced today that she had purchased the Brooklyn … Read more
Breaking: Trump Wins ‘Back Seat Driver’ Award!
Who knew Donald Trump, infamous back seat driver, always liked to be the Designated Driver?! Not too many people know that before Donald Trump sold Steaks, ran Universities … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/28/22
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the 2022 NBA Draft, doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: All the President’s Menace
It was all the President’s menace that lit the fuse. January 6th represents Donald Trump’s insurrectile dysfunction. The Big Lie: A fiction for a faction. Trump’s “Election Defense … Read more
No Beating Around the Bush, Trump Calls Mike Pence the ‘P Word’!
What was the ‘P word’ Trump called Mike Pence on Jan 6th? It’s not what you think! Ivanka Trump’s Chief of Staff, Julie Radford told the Jan 6th … Read more
