Ripping the Headlines Today, 9/2/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the Red Lobster closing more restaurants, doesn’t need to be complicated or … Read more
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Exclusive: Trump Incident at Cemetery Much Worse Than Reported
Reports about the incident at Arlington National Cemetery missed the worst of it. A Humor Times exclusive! Former President Donald J. Trump and his entourage were physically blocked … Read more
Cat in the Hat Enters Presidential Race
The Cat in the Hat stuns America by announcing bid for presidency. The Cat in the Hat stunned America this week when he announced that he was throwing … Read more
Kamala Harris ‘Gets Real’ in Sit-Down Interview
The presidential candidate has been pressured to do a sit-down interview, and obliges on Meet the Press. For the first time in more than two months, Democratic presidential … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/27/24
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news, even that about the breakup of Bennifer doesn’t need to be complicated or confusing; that’s … Read more
Two More Couches Accuse Vance of Sexual Abuse
Trouble for JD Vance, as more couches have come forward with accusations of “unwanted sexual advances.” Akron, OH — Two more couches have come forward with accusations of … Read more
A Glimpse at the Candidate Test Trump Says All Must Ace
Trump believes every presidential wannabe must ace a candidate test: one his team created. Several weeks ago at the National Association of Black Journalists’ annual convention, former President … Read more
Kamala Harris Unveils ‘Kamalanomics’ Platform
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) In this exclusive interview, Presidential Candidate Kamala Harris unveils her new economic platform, “Kamalanomics.” Step One: Outlaw Wealth. In an exclusive pre-Democratic … Read more
Little Donnie Snubbed by Yet Another Girl Who Thinks He’s Weird! #4
Donnie Snubbed again: His ‘Birthday Party Blues’ straight from Mrs. Trump’s Diary! Donnie snubbed again: Thursday, September 1952 6 years old. MRS. TRUMP Okay, which little girl doesn’t … Read more
RFK Makes Outreach for New Job
RFK made overtures to both major political parties, hoping to secure a new job. News sources revealed that presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. has made overtures to … Read more
