Biden to Run on Mediocrity
Joe Biden unveils new campaign slogan: “Return to Mediocrity” in bid to excite the Democratic base. In the 1920 presidential election following the end of WWI, Warren G. … Read more
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This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Uninvited Guess
An ignorant, unwanted and uninvited guess plagues U.S. If you don’t mind, please don’t tell me what you think. How stupid is Trump? How dark is black? If … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Play: Act 1, Pages 10-15
The play’s run in New York City may have been cut short due to the coronavirus, but you can read it all here! Today, we present Act 1, … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/20/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 4/14/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: The Real Fake
Accuse the media all you want, we know who the real fake is! Trump, the unrealtor, sells lots of dirt. Not surprisingly, a terrible person makes for a … Read more
President Demands Supplication in Exchange for Relief Checks
“Look, I just want some appreciation. Just appreciation. That’s all,” said Trump, announcing his National Presidential Supplication directive. In a North Korea-style press conference Monday, President Trump announced … Read more
Here They Come: Those Russian Trolls!
Wow, have you noticed? The have really ramped it up quickly! With Bernie out of the way, the horde of Russian trolls can concentrate all their fire-power on … Read more
Sanders Campaign: Candidate Was Not Actually Bernie Sanders
Bernie Sanders actually refused to run again in 2020, reveals Sanders campaign manager. In a stunning development just days after Bernie Sanders suspended his campaign for the Democratic … Read more
