Totalitarian Tenets to be Tenaciously Tendered via Trump Tweet
‘Orwellian Obedience is Ordered to be Ordinarily Observed,’ says first Tenet via Trump Tweet. “We’re going to win so much, you’ll get sick of winning,” begins a statement … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 6/20/16
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Kanye for President! No, Seriously.
If egomaniac The Donald can do it, why not egomaniac The Kanye? “Let’s not forget that the Terminator once managed the eighth largest economy in the world, so … Read more
The Millennials: Generation Degenerate
Meet Generation Y, aka the Millennials They answer every question with a shrug. They use sepia-toned Instagram filters to boost their confidence, and the only way to kill … Read more
Prince Releases Anti-GOP Track
A fan of Bernie Sanders, Prince rocks anti-Republican message. The artist formerly known as relevant is back. Prince has came a long way since appearing on those Rice … Read more
Pope to Jesus: Now Would Be a Real Good Time to Come Again
Pope Francis posts messages for Jesus on Facebook and Twitter VATICAN CITY — Pope Francis I today appealed to Jesus Christ to expedite His second coming “before there … Read more
A Modern Disease Running Rampant: Oversharing on Social Media
The Heartbreak of Oversharing on Social Media While the nation sleeps, a virulent epidemic snakes across our width and breadth like a twisting toxic tornado. Everyday, the tragic … Read more
Scandal Street: Bill Cosby Sings with the Muppets
Bill Cosby discusses the word ‘surprise’ and sings with the Muppets on Sesame Street With Donald Trump making fresh sexual assault allegations against Bill Cosby last week, an … Read more
A Funny Little Stocking Stuffer for the Parents On Your Holiday Gift List
Add “The Big Book of Parenting Tweets” to your holiday gift list “The Big Book of Parenting Tweets” is a new collection of 300 Tweets from funny people … Read more
If American Authors Took to Twitter
What would American authors tweet? We’re sure you’ve often wondered, what would American authors tweet, if they were inclined to confine themselves to 140 characters? Well, wonder no … Read more
