U.S. Retaliates: 99 Balloons to Float Over China
A balloon flotilla, featuring Disney characters depicted by 99 balloons, heightens fears of escalation between U.S. and China. U.S. President Joe Biden announced today the launch of a … Read more
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Newly Seated Slobovian President: America is a Third World Country
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) United States is really a third world country, according to the new Slobovian president. Just after taking office, Slobovian president General Blunte … Read more
A World Cup Controversy
Former White House resident Donald Trump declares a World Cup controversy “like none you’ve ever seen.” On December 3rd Netherlands defeated the United States 3-1 in a FIFA … Read more
Trump’s “Jeers of a Clown”
“Jeers of a Clown” record album to be released this week. In what seems to be a desperate attempt to revive his rapidly waning poll numbers, Donald Trump … Read more
Trump to Rename America
‘Rebranding will help make America great again, again’ says minority president-elect Soon-to-be-President-for-life Donald J. Trump announced today that his first official act as President would be to rename … Read more
Nostradamus on ‘Dystopia Trump’: Bleak Future Predicted
New screed by Nostradamus discovered: warns of a dystopia governed by “The Orange One.” Nostradamus, the French apothecary, break-dancer and unicyclist, published erotic novels and collections of prophecies … Read more
What Term Best Describes Donald Trump? Google It
When Donald Trump came up in a search for “Top 10 Assholes of All Time,” Google apologized, saying the truth can be hard to swallow. Google has apologized … Read more
KKK Plans Labor Day with Bible Study and Cross-Burning Competition
Labor Day with the KKK promises “song, camaraderie and a generous helping of hate” Mississippi Burning, the Arkansas chapter of the Ku Klux Klan (KKK), has announced that … Read more
Neil Young: Keep on Rockin in the Free World
An open letter from Neil Young By Neil Young (from his Facebook blog) Yesterday my song “Rockin in the Free World” was used in a announcement for a … Read more
North Korea: The Ultimate Summer Vacation
“North Korea, especially Pyongyang, has so much to offer.” – Kim Bur Lee If your idea of the perfect summer vacation involves socialist propaganda, why not visit North … Read more
