Valentine's Day - Humor Times

Trump’s Valentine Tweets

By David Martin, February 12, 2020March 9, 2021

On Valentine’s Day, most folks exchange cards. However, we expect President Trump to send out Valentine tweets instead, like these: Donald Trump to the Electoral College The Midwest … Read more

Historical Valentines

By David Martin, February 11, 2019February 11, 2019

Recent research has unearthed some amazing historical Valentines greetings. It’s Valentine’s Day and, once again, millions of Americans will be exchanging cards. But most people are unaware that … Read more

Putin Trolls Trump’s Valentine Tweets

By Caoilinn Hughes, February 13, 2017February 16, 2017

Putin discovers Twitter and trolls Trump, lovingly. The tweets in text format: Trump: Roses are overrated. @MelaniaTrump is correctly-rated. Putin: @realDonaldTrump Roses are red. I am too. Democrats are blue because of Kremlin. … Read more

Lost Journal: Care Enough to Send the Very Worst Valentines

By Tim Mollen, February 13, 2015March 19, 2019

Journal entry: February 13, 2011 (age 41) – Valentines The following is a draft of a letter I’m sending to the human resources department at Hallmark: Dear, Dear … Read more

Lost Journal: Five’s Company on Valentine’s Day

By Tim Mollen, February 10, 2015February 5, 2020

Journal entry: February 14, 1992 (age 22) – Valentine’s Day A few weeks ago, I boarded an Amtrak train, with most of my belongings in two army duffel … Read more