Ringside at the Undercard: VP Debate
Needed three towels to wipe down my living room after the vice presidential wrestling match, er, debate the other day. The sweat flung off both the bottom names … Read more
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Why Palin Would Have Been a Better VP Choice Than Dick Cheney
Ex-Minister of Vice, Dick Cheney, has come out (no, not out of the closet — don’t we wish!) and said that Sarah Palin was a poor choice for … Read more
The Undead Man Will Search Endlessly for What Dick Cheney Has Taken from Him
There are levels of Hell that even Dante did not know. Hells that are not bright and hot, but with an icy cold that freezes thought itself. Hells … Read more
2012 Veepstakes
Since Gov. Romney has sewn up the nomination tighter than one of Chris Christie’s old suits, the only remaining Republican election drama is the Veepstakes — which name … Read more
Cheney Pronounces Self King
>WASH., D.C. – Former Vice-President Dick Cheney, fed up with restraints on his office, declared himself King today in a prepared statement. “Everyone knows it has been me, … Read more
