Trump-Harris Debate Spurs Phobic Episodes Across America

Trump-Harris Debate Spurs Phobic Episodes Across America

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Experts say the recent presidential debate spurred episodes of “Politico-dysphemistico-phobia” throughout the nation. According to SNN Psychophobia reporter Dr. Giselle Frontal Lobotomie, … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: One Dementional

Donald Trump is one dementional. Trump has real issues, but refuses to talk about them. Disinformation is raining down on us like cats and dogs! Trump rallies: Obscenes … Read more

Petition: M​​A​G​A Movement (Multicultural Americans’ Goodwill Alliance)

Petition: M​​A​G​A Movement (Multicultural Americans’ Goodwill Alliance)

A new petition for the “M​​A​G​A Movement” has been posted online and is looking for signers. No, not that MAGA, but “Multicultural Americans’ Goodwill Alliance” — a worthy … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Dunce Fever

Trump’s looney tune gives Republicans dunce fever Trumpworld is teaming with Oaf-Keepers. MAGA demands the right to remain violent. “Proud Boy” Roger is Trump’s goose-stepping Stone. Nixon gave … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: Loaded with Hollow Points

GOP gun control solutions are loaded with hollow points. The NRA is a house of worship, where the right-wing mass occurs. Children lie dead on the grounds of … Read more

Trump Murders Server Over Extra Pickle in Big Mac

Trump Murders Server Over Extra Pickle in Big Mac

Former prez kills McDonald’s employee at 5th Avenue restaurant over Big Mac, boasting he won’t lose voters among his base. Donald Trump strangled a McDonald’s employee to death … Read more

Church Leader Explains American Violence, Offers Remedy

Church Leader Explains American Violence, Offers Remedy

Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Slobovian “Defecationist” says he has the answer to stemming American violence: “bowel purging.” The Right Reverend Bishop Doctor Ubiquitus Gavasconious Reachbakke of … Read more

Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad

Jesus Christ Appears in New Anti-Trump Ad

Anti-Trump ad asks: “What Would Jesus Say?” The Bipartisan Electorate Against Sociopath Trump, better known as BEAST, has just released a new anti-Trump television commercial featuring Jesus Christ. … Read more

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: An Unconventional Convention

This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: An Unconventional Convention

The Republican’s convention lies in their contention. When it comes to giving speeches, Trump has always toad the line. The President’s big “hit” song: Damagin’ (All the People). … Read more

Replacing Police: Private Violence Interruption Firm Hires Godzilla

Replacing Police: Private Violence Interruption Firm Hires Godzilla

With major cities defunding police departments, some plan to turn to specialists in pacifying violence, like Godzilla. Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) With major American cities like … Read more

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