Yes, You Can Fight the Bastards… and Win!
It’s been my honor to know a few real heroes — people who’ve selflessly dared to fight the bastards! It’s been my honor to know a few real … Read more
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Lazy Americans Feel Left Out of Political Process
“We’re people too!” exclaim lazy Americans. Politicians often talk about the need to create jobs or lower taxes for hardworking Americans, but what about Lazy Americans? Don’t they … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews Trumpsters Mad Dog and Wheezer
Wherein our intrepid talk show host interviews Trumpsters Mad Dog and Wheezer live from a Trump rally. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The … Read more
To Lure New Voters, Trump Sings the Hits
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) Donald Trump’s new campaign strategy is a musical effort to lure new voters. “I’m really a groovy guy to git down wit… … Read more
Rural Does Not Equal Red
To say that President Joe Biden lost the rural vote is to sugarcoat the dire situation Democrats face out beyond the suburbs. To say that President Joe Biden … Read more
Demented Voters See Trump as One of Them
A recent poll found that Trump had an 18-point advantage over Joe Biden within the demented voters demographic. “Having Dementia doesn’t mean you can’t vote,” said Kristina Anderson, … Read more
This is Your Brain on Aphorisms: T-P For Bungholes!
Trump-Pence 2020 is T-P for bungholes! Trump wants to fix everything. Starting with the election. It’s people like him that give people like him a bad name. Tea … Read more
President Trump Vows to Replace Rep. John Lewis with ‘Blacks for Trump Guy’
“Blacks for Trump Guy” is best replacement, because “blacks love me,” says Trump. President Trump, in a lively interview with host Chris Wallace on Fox News, revealed his … Read more
Curbing Sexual Misconduct in Congress: Initiative
Voters to decide on preventive measures to stop sexual misconduct Given the continuing scandals regarding sexual misconduct of members of Congress, from Roy Moore to Al Franken, a … Read more
Dear Noble Rustics Who Gave Us Our 45th President
A letter to you real and true Americans who chose this president to lead Last November, you real and true Americans chose a New York City real estate … Read more
