Ripping the Headlines Today, 8/6/14
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is … Read more
Walmart
Plutocracy or Kochocracy?
The Koch-headed plutocracy has arrived In the bad old days, medieval German Lords figured out how to pocket some quick coin by charging a toll on the primitive … Read more
Psychologists Worried About Growth of Post Black Friday Buying Syndrome
‘Black Friday Buying Syndrome’ – consumers consumed? Mental authorities are warning of the expansion of a relatively new psychic dysfunction they have named PBFBS – “Post Black Friday … Read more
The Hunger Games Are Real: We Are the Districts
Hunger Games, American Style By Carl Gibson, Reader Supported News The few rich men who control the Capitol have successfully managed to consolidate the majority of the nation’s … Read more
Thanksgiving Found Battered and Beaten in Back Alley
Once-revered Thanksgiving holiday now on life support The holiday of Thanksgiving was found badly beaten in a back alley today. The holiday, which has been waning in power … Read more
Holiday Formerly Known as ‘Thanksgiving’ to be Called ‘Selfish-Taking’
Due to the state of our society, ‘Thanksgiving’ is to be renamed Thanksgiving, once a proud cornerstone of our traditional American holidays with roots harkening back to our … Read more
Argus Hamilton on the News: Toronto Mayor, Obamacare & More!
In the news: Toronto Mayor, Obamacare & More! The Mars Curiosity rover was rebooted by NASA Monday after it had an unexpected glitch this past weekend. So far … Read more
Al-Qaeda Plans Impacted by Labor Issues
Al-Qaeda insists drone attacks are not the problem Al-Qaeda senior leaders this morning released a statement that conflicts with U.S. analyst determination that their movement has been decimated … Read more
Walmart’s Grey Thursday Leads to ‘I’ve Got to Throw a Lot of Stuff Out Pastel Yellow Tuesday’
The intense focus on post-Thanksgiving retail selling initiated by the “Black Friday” tradition has now been one-upped by Walmart’s new play of starting specials on Thanksgiving night, thus … Read more
