With Trump Victory, Washington D.C. May Secede from the Union
Parts of California, Maryland and the east coast could follow suit and also secede from the Union. With 92.4 percent of its citizens voting for Kamala Harris against … Read more
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Expert Blames Former Russian Leader for Present Day Political Dysfunction
Dispatches from SNN (Slobovian News Network) SNN historian states that if the political dysfunction in Washington seems particularly bad, we can blame Nikita Khruschchev. Many Americans think that … Read more
Lesser Known Presidential Farewell Addresses
Lesser known farewell addresses have imparted advice which only recently have revealed their worth. It has been an American tradition for departing presidents to give farewell addresses to … Read more
This July 4th: All Hail Il Douché
Fear not, citizens, those tanks are just part of President Trump’s brand new, fabulous July 4th celebration! As military tanks are secretly transported into Washington, locals can be … Read more
The Academy Awards Go to Washington
Reporting Live from the Nation’s Capitol in Washington – the Winners of The 2018 State of the Union… BEST ACTOR President Donald Trump BEST INANIMATE OBJECT & BEST … Read more
The Slacker Congress
113th Congress: Done doing nothing for now, taking a break. More fun than fourteen barrels of flunkies watching our elected officials exit Washington like scared rats streaming out … Read more
Laughing Grass Reduces Seattle to Tears
Puff, puff, pass… that Seattle pot store. Why? They are out of stock. On Friday afternoon, Seattle’s only recreational marijuana store, Nirvana 2.0, shut its doors after running … Read more
President Obama: Zero Hero
Barrack Obama has seen better days The perfect time to address disappointment is go to never and wait. Most of us would rather speak of inadvertent bowel movements … Read more
UN Demands that United States Drop ‘United’ from Name
Officials respond that nation is united in its divisiveness The UN Security Council has put forth a petition demanding that the United States of America drop the term … Read more
The Batty Battalion’s Lame Call on Lame Duck
Punditry declares Obama is already a lame duck, and may as well burrow deep and lie low You do realize that Washington, D.C. is not the real world, don’t … Read more
