The Drone Report: New NRA Battle Plans Revealed
Special ‘spy drone’ used to uncover latest NRA battle plans. Prelude: Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ … Read more
Wayne LaPierre
NRA Pushing to Get Guns into the Hands of Wackos
“Hey, it’s good for business,” says NRA spokesman Statistics show that whenever there is a gun-related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group, gun sales go … Read more
Harrassed by the Dead, Wayne LaPierre Builds Own Winchester House
LaPierre’s fear of having helped the ravaging American society pushes him to build a ‘Winchester House’ Wayne LaPierre, chief face for the National Rifle Association, has been secretly … Read more
Obama Shows the NRA’s LaPierre His Bad Self
LaPierre takes a call from the prez It was a phone call that President Obama didn’t want to make, but he knew he would eventually have to. He … Read more
Gun Companies Realize More Profit to be Made Being Patriotic to Taliban
Better profit margin selling to Taliban, and ‘profit margin is the most patriotic thing of all’ A major financial shift has occurred within the gun manufacturing section of … Read more
NRA Promotes Selling Guns in Front of Malls and Schools
Hopes selling guns in public places will cause mass shootings, stimulate more sales The NRA, flush with a victory over the US Government — and common sense in … Read more
Kim Jong Un Steps Up as New Spokesman for NRA
New NRA spokesman Kim Jong Un’s first speech Oscar-worthy In need of a new spokesman so fiery he can burn people with his tongue alone and can intimidate … Read more
NRA Study Blames Lack of Exercise for Mass Killings
NRA Continues to Blame Victims for Their Deaths In their continuing effort to shift blame for mass killings from the weapons that have been used for these purposes, … Read more
National Rat Association Hopes to Disassociate Itself from NRA
NRA says reputation harmed by “vermin” at the National Rifle Association The National Rat Association, an organization created and run by the rat population of the United States … Read more
NRA Takes Fight to Whole New Level, Buys Star Wars Death Star
New acquisition seen as boost for NRA outreach, as well as leverage in Congress The NRA has upped its political game with the acquisition of the Death Star … Read more
