Yours Truly Talks with the Man Upstairs!
Due to an inter-celestial news glitch, God finds himself out of the loop on Election Day! A conversation with the Man Upstairs. Caught in mid-prayer in my holey … Read more
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‘Bacon in Every BLT!’ Campaign Promise Makes Pigs Nervous
“A Chicken in Every Pot” was a catchy slogan back in the day – but so is the orgasmic mouth-watering comfort food bacon in a BLT! No one … Read more
Short on Cash, Mar-a-Lago Dinner Parties Go Bare Bones!
Donald Trump is cutting back on the Steak & Ice Cream at his Mar-a-Lago dinner parties. Remember Trump’s fancy Dinner Parties at Mar-a-Lago where he served his “beautiful … Read more
Trump & His Chain Gang: ‘The Georgia 19 & Counting’ Sing-a-Long!
18+1 chained together until sentence do they part: It’s the Georgia 19! Sing “16 Tons” as we watch the Trial of the Century! As I watched Georgia’s Judge … Read more
Whew – I’m Not on the Georgia Indictment List! Top 10 Reasons Why I Was Worried!
Top 10 reasons why I was worried my own actions would put me on the dreaded Georgia indictment list, aka the Georgia Peach Pit List! Relieved not to … Read more
Who Else in History Told Someone ‘You’re Too Honest’? Top 15
While in Office, Trump told VP Mike Pence he was ‘too honest’! See who else in history was honest too! Top 15: Who else in history was’ Too … Read more
Eggs or Gas? Who Do I Have to Cluck to Get Some?
Eggs & I – Fun Facts & Fictional Retorts on a Timer! This Public Service article has only one aim: After you’ve finished, you’ll be 100% turned off … Read more
Firsts in History, Part 2: Adam & Eve, Leaf it to Your Imagination!
The 2nd in the series of Satirical Firsts in History that you won’t find in history books! THE FIRSTS IN HISTORY – According to my Diary, Part 2: … Read more
Chris Columbus Gives Notes to Billionaires in Space Race
As Billionaires Jeff Bezos & Richard Branson take flight – Chris Columbus does commentary on his Holiday & other misinformation! SOME SAY these 2 Billionaires should find something … Read more
Exposing Yourself… Without a Raincoat! Going Commando is a Breath of Fresh Air
Exposing yourself by taking your mask off for the very first time is traumatic! I always loved comic Johnny Carson‘s great joke: “Last night it was so cold…the … Read more
