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‘Whoever supposed we Trumps would be mixing with the ordinary rabble on Easter? Silly people!’ – Melania Trump News stories in recent days reported that the White House … Read more
It’s not just we news junkies, the whole world is transfixed by ‘breaking news.’ Supposedly, the Chinese or the Arabs or the Scientologists or one of those ancient … Read more
The productivity of offices has sunk to 4am levels during the March Madness of the Trump White House. The entire nation is transfixed like a litter of kittens … Read more
“National Opposites Day is a day that will live in infamy, and I’m the first president to say that,” said Trump. In a desperate attempt to move beyond … Read more
May the odds be ever in your favor to win health care – but if you lose, you won’t need it anymore anyway! In the wake of a … Read more
This White House intruder was a little confused “A White House intruder was wearing a red tie, ruddy complexion & fright wig. And, had a golf bag with … Read more
The so-called president tells editor, “I’m glad you report ‘faux news,’ not ‘fake news!’” Reporter: “Is it true you’re going to reinstate waterboarding?” Trump: “Yes, I think it’s … Read more
Classic Disney characters to assume key White House roles For the first time in the history of Disney Productions, the company is developing a new animated feature using … Read more
Rumors fly regarding Melania Trump’s absence in the White House Melania Trump appears to be an absentee First Lady, which has caused a flurry of rumors. First, a … Read more
Press secretary proclaims new era for ‘free press,’ thanks to the White House. Amid all the controversy over Trump’s war against the media, he made a stunning announcement … Read more
