Trump Appointees Now Job Hunting: Read Their Resumes
Exclusive! Snippets from the resumes of job hunting Trump associates. Now that Trump has lost the presidency, all of his closest appointees and associates will be job hunting. … Read more
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President Trump Booby Traps White House
Biden prepares for a real-life ‘Home Alone,’ as Trump booby traps the White House. For the last week, President Trump has been holed up in his White House … Read more
Secret Service Plan Ready if Trump Refuses to Leave White House
Trump barricade? No problem: Secret Service plan revealed. An anonymous source has sent the Humor Times an exclusive copy of a Secret Service plan drawn up in case … Read more
Ripping the Headlines Today, 11/24/20
Making fun of the headlines today, so you don’t have to The news doesn’t need to be complicated and confusing; that’s what any new release from Microsoft is for. And, … Read more
How to Handle Your Ex-President
What to do when an ex-president is particularly immature and refuses to do what his electors want. Remember how proud you were when you first brought your new … Read more
The One-Term Presidents Club: A Letter to Donald from a Special Friend
A consoling letter from a friend, re: One-Term Presidents Club. Dear Donald, I’m sure it’s been tough these last few days what with losing the election and all. … Read more
The First 10 Things I, Joe Biden, Will Do When I’m President!
Don’t want to jinx the election – but I do have the next president’s first 10 things – to prove there is no doubt… Biden does want to … Read more
White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets
A series of coherent tweets from the president raises alarms. Dr. Sean Conley and his staff at Walter Reed Medical Center expressed deep concern today that the coronavirus … Read more
Reports of President Trump’s Feigned Illness Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
Reports of President Trump’s feigned illness have been greatly exaggerated. In fact, his brief stay at Walter Reed Military Hospital will undoubtedly be recorded in history as the … Read more
White House Tax Service
We’re the White House Tax Service and we’ve got the answers to your tax filing questions. The deadline for filing your 2020 income tax return isn’t until next … Read more
