How to Handle Your Ex-President
What to do when an ex-president is particularly immature and refuses to do what his electors want. Remember how proud you were when you first brought your new … Read more
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The One-Term Presidents Club: A Letter to Donald from a Special Friend
A consoling letter from a friend, re: One-Term Presidents Club. Dear Donald, I’m sure it’s been tough these last few days what with losing the election and all. … Read more
The First 10 Things I, Joe Biden, Will Do When I’m President!
Don’t want to jinx the election – but I do have the next president’s first 10 things – to prove there is no doubt… Biden does want to … Read more
White House Doctors Distraught Over Flurry of Coherent Tweets
A series of coherent tweets from the president raises alarms. Dr. Sean Conley and his staff at Walter Reed Medical Center expressed deep concern today that the coronavirus … Read more
Reports of President Trump’s Feigned Illness Have Been Greatly Exaggerated
Reports of President Trump’s feigned illness have been greatly exaggerated. In fact, his brief stay at Walter Reed Military Hospital will undoubtedly be recorded in history as the … Read more
White House Tax Service
We’re the White House Tax Service and we’ve got the answers to your tax filing questions. The deadline for filing your 2020 income tax return isn’t until next … Read more
Zen and the Art of Being ‘The Donald’
Herewith a selection of proverbs, koans and riddles from the recently discovered text “Zen and the Art of Being The Donald” “There is no such thing as a … Read more
Top 10 Reasons Why I, Donald Trump, Will Not Accept the Election Results
It’s no surprise Donald Trump won’t accept the election results or leave the White House, with his toothbrush & Dippity Do & here’s his Top 10 reasons (in … Read more
Text Messaging G-d: Who Knew He Didn’t Like Emojis?
A satirical peek at my text messaging convo with the Man Upstairs about the Man in the White House who carries a Bible as far as across the … Read more
The Jerry Duncan Show Interviews President Donald Trump
Wherein our intrepid talk radio show host interviews President Donald Trump. ANNOUNCER Live from under a rock in your backyard, it’s The Jerry Duncan Show. JERRY Good morning … Read more
