March Madness: It’s Crazy Out There
The productivity of offices has sunk to 4am levels during the March Madness of the Trump White House. The entire nation is transfixed like a litter of kittens … Read more
Will Durst
Trump: The Picasso of Hogwash
No matter which polite term you prefer, America in the middle of a lying renaissance. Thanks, Trump. The English language has a healthy share of euphemisms for lying. … Read more
Russian Nesting Squalls: ‘Nasty’ Truth Spilling Out
The truth is spilling out like pods of Russian nesting dolls Whoever said that a week in politics can be a lifetime was living so far in the … Read more
The Fake News President with the Hades Touch
Since the election he’s jumped on the ‘fake news’ phrase like an old dog with a new chew toy. No matter what you think of Donald J. Trump, … Read more
The So-Called President Trump Cabinet
The Trump cabinet will be worth between 8 and 16 billion dollars. The so-called president is not just going to drain the swamp, he’s going to subdivide it. … Read more
Democrats: As Useless as Mudflaps on a Turtle
The exact extent of the uselessosity exhibited by Democrats right now is breathtaking in its magnitude. Shattered. Splattered. Scattered. Battered. Tattered. Skewered and plattered. Barely mattered. That was … Read more
Trump Sees Invisible People
President Trump loves his invisible people. And there’s tons of them. Donald Trump is the political reincarnation of Tina Turner; like her, he doesn’t do anything nice and … Read more
Trump’s First 100 Days: A Prediction
Here’s what might go down over the rest of the first 100 days of the Donald Trump Experience As extraordinary as it sounds, Donald J. Trump is now … Read more
2017 Resolutions We Should Be Making
Most resolutions are as unique as a white sweat sock in a junior high boys locker room. All right everybody; time to slap on a happy face and … Read more
Good Riddance to Bad Rubbish (With High Hopes for 2017)
“The Year That Shall Not Be Named” turned ordinary ugly into grievously heinous It is our fervent hope here at Durstco that all you loyal readers join us … Read more
