The Christmas Gifts You Didn’t Get But Totally Deserved
Will Durst’s Christmas Gifts Wish List Relax. Now breathe. And repeat. The nonstop madcap insanity has finally reached its red and green holiday crescendo and its all downhill … Read more
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Republicans Advise: ‘Get Over It’
A few choice words for all Republicans advising Democrats to “stop whining and get over it.” And now a few choice words for all Republicans advising Democrats to … Read more
Top Ten Comedic News Stories of 2016
Best comedic news stories of the year unveiled! It’s the first week of December and all over the nation children dance while grandparents twitch with anticipation. Which, admittedly, … Read more
Presidential Apprentice
President-elect Donald Trump joins government at entry level position Two months before joining the government in an entry level position, President-elect Donald Trump has been learning the ropes … Read more
Tips on Avoiding Holiday Heartburn
How to skirt messy election questions at holiday dinners and preserve your sanity. And now a public service announcement for all you prodigal sons and daughters making the … Read more
Top Brightsides of a Donald Trump Presidency
It wasn’t easy, but here are the top positives of having Donald Trump as president. Well. That happened. Donald Trump didn’t just perplex the pundits, pollsters and his … Read more
The Creepy Clown Apocalypse
The eerie connection between Halloween and the election has been magnified with a worldwide epidemic of creepy clown sightings. One of the first things we discover as kids … Read more
Donald, Leave Comedy to the Professionals
Donald’s disastrous attempt at comedy should never be allowed again. Comedy is a delicate business and should be left to the trained professionals. So the next time Donald … Read more
The Gropage Report: Locker Room Talk
For Donald Trump, the world is a locker room If experts are correct in saying that Donald Trump needs women voters to win the presidency, the last two … Read more
The Great Debate Debacle
In the debate, Trump lost his temper defending his tremendous temperament. An estimated 84,000,000 Americans tuned into the 1st Presidential Debate at New York’s Hofstra University, but Donald … Read more
