The October Surprise(s)
The late hour slandering of an opponent has come to be called the “October Surprise,” and this year we should be prepared for copious disclosures of gargantuan proportions. … Read more
Will Durst
Presidential Health Wars
To herald his health, the New York developer handed the press a single paragraph from his gastroenterologist that read like a six-year-old forging a note signed by “my … Read more
Crash & Burn & Repeat: The Presidential Race
You’ve heard the term “accident waiting to happen?” This presidential race is one long “accident waiting for a break in the action.” We might as well be watching … Read more
Assembling Trump’s Dream Team
Donald Trump is no ordinary candidate, and he richly deserves this extraordinary Dream Team. Any politician angling to be president has to appear believable while wearing many hats. … Read more
Bizarre Similarities Between Trump and Clinton
Trump and Clinton do have differences: One is a woman who has big hands, and the other isn’t and doesn’t. Our quadrennial presidential sweepstakes regularly provides textbook studies … Read more
What the American People Want
Which is scarier: That Trump or Clinton will be the next president, or that the American people get to decide? So the conventions are over and we’ve entered … Read more
The Donald’s Trumpapalooza
The Republican convention was all Trump all the time The Republicans wrapped their four-day, multi-network infomercial with a speech from nominee Donald John Trump that ripped the wallpaper … Read more
Who Will Win the Hillary Clinton Veepstakes?
Hillary Clinton must decide on a VP pick soon. Check out our handy guide! A Vice Presidential pick is a defining moment in a campaign, motivating nominees to … Read more
We, Who Are About to be Beaten with the Ugly Stick, Salute You
How ugly will the presidential race get? Think randomly-shaved rat-terrier with a fourth premolar infection, mange and a lazy eye… ugly. Oh dear. Not pretty. Yes. Already. The … Read more
Lucifer in the House
John Boehner may have called Ted Cruz “Lucifer,” but the GOP is not exactly exhibiting a ton of enthusiasm for Donald Trump, either. One of the oddest moments … Read more
