The Loudest Holiday
The 4th of July: the loudest holiday Hey everybody; you know all that anxiety that’s been building up? Well, just let it go and relax now, because the 4th … Read more
Will Durst
Zero Tolerance
How did America become a zero tolerance country that forcibly separates kids from their parents? The answer is obvious: we got Trumped. People keep wondering how the hell … Read more
King Donald
The argument is that the president cannot commit obstruction of justice, because he is the justice department: King Donald. The president’s lawyers must wake up every morning wondering … Read more
Oval Office Apprentice
Trump thinks he’s starring on a new show called The Oval Office Apprentice. Sad! President Donald Trump has failed at many endeavors: casinos, airlines, universities, steaks, wine, vodka, … Read more
Birthday Boy
Happy birthday, baby! The investigation extraordinaire is now one whole year old. We now offer up a few choice words concerning the Continuing Investigation Being Conducted by Special … Read more
Exclusive! Robert Mueller Has Further Questions Beyond the 49
Besides the 49 questions you’ve heard about, Robert Mueller’s Special Counsel investigation has many more, and we have the exclusive list! Robert Mueller has many questions for the president. … Read more
His Own Worst Enemy
Despite blaming everyone else, the president appears to be his own worst enemy. You don’t need a degree in psychoanalysis to figure out that Donald Trump defines himself … Read more
Trump Zombies
The Trump Zombies have no doubts about their glorious leader. The followers of Donald Trump are many things. Loyal, rabid, focused, committed, single-minded, self-righteous, rabid, and oblivious. And … Read more
Storm Warning
You don’t need a weatherman to see the storm clouds gathering around Team Trump. You don’t need a weatherman to see that the storm clouds gathering around Team … Read more
Circus Trump Continues to Amaze & Astound!
The Donald Trump Circus has many touring productions. Like Cirque de Soleil, the Donald Trump Circus has many touring productions. The Oval Office. The White House. The Cabinet. … Read more
